Find us on Facebook

Hilarious Texts From My Cat

01.25.2014

1 LIFE IS NOT FAIR

Mittens has been amassing an impressive collection of tickets from dear old Drunk Patty. Unfortunately, this work of art is not widely appreciated as a valuable medium.

Hilarious Texts From My Cat

2 So What Then???

Poor MItty, all he wants is to contribute to the Antiques Road Show. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have much worth contributing. Better luck next time.

Hilarious Texts From My Cat

3 What About My Needs

We should keep in mind that our pets have interests and hobbies too. At the very least, we should enable them to take part in activities they’ll find enjoyable. No matter how strange they may seem.

Hilarious Texts From My Cat

4 Don’t Give Up Mittens!!!

We admire his relentless pursuit of his passion for quality antiques. Keep trying and you might just get what you want.

Hilarious Texts From My Cat

5 Privacy Rights

Can Mittens catch a break, or what? Poor guy can’t even do his business in peace. WHAT DOES A CAT HAVE TO DO?!?

Hilarious Texts From My Cat

6 Ok, Take It Down A Notch

Mittens, we get that you’re worried. It’s cute, and we admire it, but settle down lil guy. Let grandma have her fun, ok?

Hilarious Texts From My Cat

7 Stand Your Ground!

Atta boy Mittens, you tell her what’s up! Something so soft and delicious can’t possibly be worthless, right? RiGHT??

Hilarious Texts From My Cat

8 Gotta Do What You Gotta Do

Important life lesson: good things cost a lot. Sometimes that cost takes the form of drunk aunts painfully holding you for hours on end.

Hilarious Texts From My Cat

9 On One (Many) Condition

Hey Mitten, we don’t think it’s weird that your friendship comes with fine print. If Phil doesn’t read it, it’s not your fault. You warned him.

Hilarious Texts From My Cat

10 Kitty Braces

Mittens brings up a good point, why aren’t cat braces a thing? Seems pretty selfish of us.

Hilarious Texts From My Cat
LIKE US ON FB :)

Comments